Ask Gabriel
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They call me Gabriel. Archangel. Trickster. Pagan God. Brother. Rebel. Fugitive. Kind of a bitch. Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me, huh?

Anonymous said: Can you help me get rid of a body?

Course I can. What are friends for?

Anonymous said: Dear Gabriel, does Santa exist? And if yes, why didn't he bring my pony yet? Please tell him to hurry up.

Seriously kid? Listen, I can’t confirm or deny  the dudes existence, but did it every occur to you that he hasn’t brought your pony because its not Christmas? its july.

Anonymous said: *que Hannibal fandom making an entrance* DID YOU SAY CANNIBALISM?!?!

Indeed i did. although i really don’t recommend it, pretty sure its illegal.

Anonymous said: No problem Honeybunch! I could eat you right up!

please dont, cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies.

Anonymous said: You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye And I love you so and I want you to know That I'll always be right here And I love to sing sweet songs to you Because you are so dear

fallenangel-withashotgun said: Can we have a movie night? We can eat ice cream and Doritos and watch Harry Potter and The Avengers.

Im liking the sound of this, lets do it some time.

sherlock--homes said: Hello Gabriel. I'm incredibly bored, can you get me a case?

I don’t know sherl, ask the Winchesters. they usually have a few cases, if monsters and demons are your kinda thing.

Anonymous said: Do you ever regret choosing the side of the Winchesters instead of Michael or Lucifer?

Not really, I mean i hated going up against Luci and Mikey, but I just wanted it to be over. It was hell watching my brothers tear at each others throats like that, and just as bad knowing that they wouldnt hesitate to kill me if I tried to stop them. Seemed helping the Winchesters was the best way to go about fixing this whole mess… Plus if i hadn’t, then I wouldn’t have Sam; nothing is worth losing him.

harrasstiel said: Hey Gabe, um, I was just wondering. But uh, do you ever use condoms?

You humans come up with weird questions… But yes, sometimes… Sammich has a huge kink for the flavoured ones….